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CATS WITH JOBS★NO DAYS OFF★FULLY EMPLOYED★PAWS ON KEYBOARD★CATWIFJOBS★OVERTIME★
CATS WITH JOBS★NO DAYS OFF★FULLY EMPLOYED★PAWS ON KEYBOARD★CATWIFJOBS★OVERTIME★
EMPLOYEES CURRENTLY WORKING: {{ employed }}
CATWIFJOBS
Every other coin has a team that does nothing. Ours clocks in at nine.
MRRRP
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CONTRACT ADDRESS
CA-COMING-AT-LAUNCH
NINE TO FIVE★SENDING FROM MY IPAW★PER MY LAST MEOW★QUICK CALL?★HE IS IN A MEETING★
NINE TO FIVE★SENDING FROM MY IPAW★PER MY LAST MEOW★QUICK CALL?★HE IS IN A MEETING★
THE TEAM
Fully doxxed. Badge photos below. All five show up. Nobody has quit.
STAFF ID001
DEREK
REGIONAL MANAGER
“just circling back on this”
STAFF ID002
PIXEL
IT SUPPORT
“have you tried turning it off and on again”
STAFF ID003
BRENDA
HEAD OF OPERATIONS
“she is in a meeting”
STAFF ID004
MR. TIBBS
COMPLIANCE
“this is not financial advice”
STAFF ID005
SMOL
INTERN (UNPAID)
“started monday. no idea.”
HOW TO GET HIRED
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PRODUCTIVITY METER
LIVE. NEVER SETTLES.
LOOKING BUSYACTUALLY WORKING
HOURS WORKED
THIS WEEK. AUDITED BY NOBODY.
YOU
38h, complaining
CAT
40h, no complaints
CONTRACT ADDRESS
CA-COMING-AT-LAUNCH
still working?